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50 year old ass


A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he told me that I have the breasts of a 25 year old. The husband retorts, “Well, what did he say about your 50 [...]

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Fathers then & now


This is a joke for the Father’s Day.Best wishes for the fathers all over the world Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn’t have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few advantages: In 1900, fathers prayed their children would [...]

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he walked everywhere


This is a joke for the Father’s Day,would you remember your talking to your father in the childhood. A young man comes home and says “Dad, just got my driver’s license and would like to use the family car.” Father replies, :”O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your [...]

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send me a card


This is a joke for the Father’s Day,Did you ever write to  your father in the childhood. Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply �an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me [...]

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