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How would Obama spend his Valentine’s Day

make fun — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 15:29:25 +0000

It is said that President of the United States Barack Obama and his wife decided to come back home in Chicago, where they would spend a quiet Valentine’s Day. Obama and his wife would enjoy a romantic Valentine’s Day feast andÂ also visit friends and family.

Yo Moma So Old

make fun — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:59:10 +0000

she left her purse on Noah’s Ark. Jurassic Park brought back the memories… when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial. she still owes Moses a dollar. when she was at school…there was No history class! she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea she co-wrote the [...]

Card for your lover

make fun — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:48:36 +0000

MaybeÂ you quarrying with your lover,and you feel very angry,But you love each other yet.So,how to break the deadlock? I suggest you write down almost every things that youÂ can think of,and ……,just like so:

Yoâ€™ Mama is so stupid

make fun — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:41:27 +0000

Yoâ€™ Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR Yo mamaâ€™s so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was ma-kinâ€™ a booty call. Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole Yo mama is so stupid, she [...]

50 year old ass

make fun — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:26:36 +0000

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he told me that I have the breasts of a 25 year old. The husband retorts, “Well, what did he say about your 50 [...]

Fathers then & now

make fun — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:34:20 +0000

This is a joke for the Father’s Day.Best wishes for the fathers all over the world Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn’t have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few advantages: In 1900, fathers prayed their children would [...]

he walked everywhere

make fun — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:47 +0000

This is a joke for the Father’s Day,would you remember your talking to your father in the childhood. A young man comes home and says “Dad, just got my driver’s license and would like to use the family car.” Father replies, :”O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your [...]

send me a card

make fun — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:08:18 +0000

This is a joke for the Father’s Day,Did you ever write toÂ your father in the childhood. Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ï¿½an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me [...]

“he s*** the bed and turned blue, miss”

make fun — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:37:52 +0000

“he s*** the bed and turned blue, miss” Its the first day back after the holidays for the primary ones (first graders), and the teacher decides to ask each of the children to tell a small story about their fathers. so the teacher points to little katy and asks, “katy, what does your daddy work [...]

The man enters a drugstore:

make fun — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:37:42 +0000

The man enters a drugstore: – Give me a pack of condoms.- What size?- I do not know…- Well, take this board with holes, and go to the toilet and measure.In 10 minutes the man comes back:- I have changed my mind, I don’t need the condoms. How much is this board?