Archive for the ‘family jokes’ Category
How would Obama spend his Valentine’s Day
Posted on Feb-13-2009 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6419 articles)
It is said that President of the United States Barack Obama and his wife decided to come back home in Chicago, where they would spend a quiet Valentine’s Day. Obama and his wife would enjoy a romantic Valentine’s Day feast and also visit friends and family.
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Yo Moma So Old
Posted on Jul-25-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6419 articles)
she left her purse on Noah’s Ark.
Jurassic Park brought back the memories…
when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
she still owes Moses a dollar.
when she was at school…there was No history class!
she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
she even made Yoda jealous.
she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.
she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
her first job was as Cain and Abel’s baby-sitter.
her birthday expired.
when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!
she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
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Card for your lover
Posted on Jul-21-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6419 articles)
Maybe you quarrying with your lover,and you feel very angry,But you love each other yet.So,how to break the deadlock?
I suggest you write down almost every things that you can think of,and ……,just like so:
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid
Posted on Jul-15-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6419 articles)
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR
Yo mama’s so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was ma-kin’ a booty call.
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole
Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Just a joke, :-))
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50 year old ass
Posted on Jun-16-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6419 articles)
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror.
He asks, “What are you doing?”
She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he told me that I have the breasts of a 25 year old.
The husband retorts, “Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?”
She replies, “Frankly dear, your name never came up.”
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