http://makefun.cn make fun Fri, 03 Feb 2012 10:26:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://makefun.cn/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery/ http://makefun.cn/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:20:32 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery/

I’ve never had any major surgery so I consider myself pretty lucky, however not everyone can say that. I get scared just thinking about going under the knife, and if I ever did – these are 10 things that I surely don’t want to hear my doctor say… Has anyone seen my watch? Come back [...]]]> http://makefun.cn/top-10-list-of-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-during-surgery/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/men-are-great-listeners/ http://makefun.cn/men-are-great-listeners/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:20:10 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/men-are-great-listeners/

A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing isn’t as good as it used to be. What should I do?” The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a [...]]]> http://makefun.cn/men-are-great-listeners/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/grapes-and-doughnuts/ http://makefun.cn/grapes-and-doughnuts/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:19:52 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/grapes-and-doughnuts/

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but alw ays promised not to take?a case if he felt he couldn’t help.?The Browns came into see the successful?doctor and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests.?Finally, he?concluded, “Yes, I am happy to say that [...]]]> http://makefun.cn/grapes-and-doughnuts/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/my-stomach-hurts/ http://makefun.cn/my-stomach-hurts/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:19:34 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/my-stomach-hurts/

A man with a bad stomach ache goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories inserted deep into the rectum. The man agrees and the doctor tells him to bend over, [...]]]> http://makefun.cn/my-stomach-hurts/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/niece-and-nephew/ http://makefun.cn/niece-and-nephew/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:19:16 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/niece-and-nephew/

A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, “Ma’am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your [...]]]> http://makefun.cn/niece-and-nephew/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/the-10-most-commonly-used-nursing-phrases/ http://makefun.cn/the-10-most-commonly-used-nursing-phrases/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:18:22 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/the-10-most-commonly-used-nursing-phrases/

Following up with the , now that you’ve decided to go down the path of a self-less job that doesn’t get any respect – you’ll need to know some of the more commonly used terminology in the nursing industry. “No, really, I don’t mind changing the TV channel for you. Again.” “I’m sorry, it’s not [...]]]> http://makefun.cn/the-10-most-commonly-used-nursing-phrases/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/top-10-reasons-to-become-a-nurse/ http://makefun.cn/top-10-reasons-to-become-a-nurse/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:18:03 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/top-10-reasons-to-become-a-nurse/

The Bureau of Labor Statistics reports employment among Registered Nurses (RNs) will grow faster than the average for all occupations. Demand for quality nurses continues to rise due to the increase in the median age of the US population. Many people in today’s workforce don’t realize this great opportunity. Here are some of the best [...]]]> http://makefun.cn/top-10-reasons-to-become-a-nurse/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/newfangled-diagnosis-machine/ http://makefun.cn/newfangled-diagnosis-machine/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:17:38 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/newfangled-diagnosis-machine/

One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor. When he got to the doctor’s office the nurse told him he could see the doctor in 15 minutes but, first he’d have to give a urine sample. John said that this was absurd but, the nurse [...]]]> http://makefun.cn/newfangled-diagnosis-machine/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/your-dog-is-dead/ http://makefun.cn/your-dog-is-dead/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:16:51 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/your-dog-is-dead/

A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet examined the dog’s still, limp body and sadly informed the man that his dog was dead. Saddened at the loss of his best friend, the man asked the doctor if he could please try one last time to revive the dog. [...]]]> http://makefun.cn/your-dog-is-dead/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/doctor-dave/ http://makefun.cn/doctor-dave/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:16:32 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/doctor-dave/

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: “Dave, don’t [...]]]> http://makefun.cn/doctor-dave/feed/ 0