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Top 10 List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

I’ve never had any major surgery so I consider myself pretty lucky, however not everyone can say that. I get scared just thinking about going under the knife, and if I ever did – these are 10 things that I surely don’t want to hear my doctor say… Has anyone seen my watch? Come back […]

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Men Are Great Listeners

A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing isn’t as good as it used to be. What should I do?” The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a […]

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Grapes and Doughnuts

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but alw ays promised not to take?a case if he felt he couldn’t help.?The Browns came into see the successful?doctor and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests.?Finally, he?concluded, “Yes, I am happy to say that […]

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My Stomach Hurts

A man with a bad stomach ache goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories inserted deep into the rectum. The man agrees and the doctor tells him to bend over, […]

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