Bible School Cruise With A Laywer
There was a lawyer, a priest, and a class of young bible school children on a week long winter cruise. A few days into the vacation the ship hits an iceberg and it begins to sink. The priest readies a lifeboat for their escape. The kids, as instructed, form a single file line to get [...]
I Miss Bill Clinton
It doesn’t matter what party you belong to – this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian (I forget his name, if anyone knows please tell us) who said he misses Bill Clinton. This is what he said: “Yep, that’s right – I miss Bill Clinton! He was the [...]
For Sale: Bird Dog Pups (Available Soon)
If you know anybody interested in bird dog pups, let us know. I’m not exactly sure how long these animals take to gestate (that means?’give birth’ for those readers that’ll?might actually get this joke) – but they’ll probably be available soon. I’d imagine they’ll be pretty awesome duck retrievers too, just take a look at [...]
And You Thought Your Job Was A Pain In The Butt?
If you think, for one second, you’ve got a crappy job… well on your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy. I want you to go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, [...]
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