Archive for the ‘Dirty Jokes’ Category
An Elderly Couple Finally Tying The Knot

An elderly couple had been dating each other for 30 years and, at the urging of their friends and family, the finally decided it was time to get married. But first, they agreed they should work out the details of how their marriage was going to be, as to avoid any let downs or misunderstandings. […]

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Hungry Cannibals

Two hungry cannibals are walking through the woods and find a man who recently died. Seizing the opportunity, one cannibal says to the other, “Check this out! You start at the feet and I’ll start at the head and we’ll meet in the middle!” So the two cannibals start eating. After about 15 minutes one […]

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Redneck Love

One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells “Paw, I found her! I found the girl I’m gonna marry, and she’s a virgin!” Now while this might impress some families, it irritated and upset his father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back “There’s no way you’ll marry […]

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Random Rants About Stuff That Ticks Me Off

I’m kinda bored, sitting here in front of my computer with nothing really to do. I’m in kindof a bad mood, so maybe I’ll just rant about a few things that tick me off. You got a problem with that? Tatoos. Having a tattoo with Chinese characters in it doesn’t make you spiritual. It’s right […]

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