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where do breast occur

make fun — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 12:50:10 +0000

crack website organize a contest as a small Christmas gift to readers, the winner will be paid 50 U.S, the title sound strange, the requirement is to draw some “breast” of things, but usually they have no breasts.

It’s The Dog’s Fault, I Swear!

make fun — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:02:01 +0000

A young man has?a great date planned with a hot chick, unfortunately he’s?also got a bad?case of gas. Upon arriving at?the girl’s?house to pick her up, he meets the parents and waits for her in the living room while she finishes getting ready. At this point his stomach is turning and he’s doing the best [...]

Stranded Sailors

make fun — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:01:33 +0000

Now, I’m thankful for the service of our Armed Forces, God Bless the men and women in the Army, Air Force, Marines and Navy. Oh yea, speaking of Navy – one of my friends is a sailor – boy do I know why they’ve got a rep for having bad mouths, hehe. Seriously though, when [...]

Golfing With A Hitman

make fun — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:01:07 +0000

Three friends were playing Golf one beautiful Sunday morning, as usual, and they never missed a weekend. As one of them was about to take the first tee a guy, by himself, asked if he could join their flight. The friends looked at each other and figured “sure, why not,” as they haven’t played with [...]

An Elderly Couple Finally Tying The Knot

make fun — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:00:37 +0000

An elderly couple had been dating each other for 30 years and, at the urging of their friends and family, the finally decided it was time to get married. But first, they agreed they should work out the details of how their marriage was going to be, as to avoid any let downs or misunderstandings. [...]

Hungry Cannibals

make fun — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:00:13 +0000

Two hungry cannibals are walking through the woods and find a man who recently died. Seizing the opportunity, one cannibal says to the other, “Check this out! You start at the feet and I’ll start at the head and we’ll meet in the middle!” So the two cannibals start eating. After about 15 minutes one [...]

Redneck Love

make fun — Wed, 07 May 2008 02:54:35 +0000

One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells “Paw, I found her! I found the girl I’m gonna marry, and she’s a virgin!” Now while this might impress some families, it irritated and upset his father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back “There’s no way you’ll marry [...]

Random Rants About Stuff That Ticks Me Off

make fun — Wed, 07 May 2008 02:54:10 +0000

I’m kinda bored, sitting here in front of my computer with nothing really to do. I’m in kindof a bad mood, so maybe I’ll just rant about a few things that tick me off. You got a problem with that? Tatoos. Having a tattoo with Chinese characters in it doesn’t make you spiritual. It’s right [...]

Bible School Cruise With A Laywer

make fun — Wed, 07 May 2008 02:53:48 +0000

There was a lawyer, a priest, and a class of young bible school children on a week long winter cruise. A few days into the vacation the ship hits an iceberg and it begins to sink. The priest readies a lifeboat for their escape. The kids, as instructed, form a single file line to get [...]

I Miss Bill Clinton

make fun — Wed, 07 May 2008 02:48:06 +0000

It doesn’t matter what party you belong to – this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian (I forget his name, if anyone knows please tell us) who said he misses Bill Clinton. This is what he said: “Yep, that’s right – I miss Bill Clinton! He was the [...]