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12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts

12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web.2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.3) I will get dressed before noon.4) I will make an attempt […]

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Are computers male or female?

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.Things like ‘chalk’ or ‘pencil,’ she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, “What gender is a computer?”The teacher wasn’t […]

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More tech support problems

Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.”Tech Support: “What seems to be the problem?”Customer: “The balance is backwards. The left channel is coming out of the right speaker and the right channel is coming out the left.It’s defective!”Tech Support: “You can solve the problem by moving the left speaker to […]

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Too stupid

“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?””Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.””What sort of trouble?””Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.””Went away?””They disappeared.””Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?””Nothing.””Nothing?””It’s blank; it won’t accept anything when I type.””Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you […]

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