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A single computer genius create a robot girlfriend for himself

make fun — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:29:42 +0000

A Canadan computer wizard create a perfect robot girlfriend according to his own standards.The inventor’ name is Le Trung,he is 33 years old this year.Because he is deovted himself to career, now he is singe. Le Trung call the female robot Aiko,she is in early twenties with a beautiful hair, delicate facial features and 32,23,33 [...]

Speech-Recognition Demo

make fun — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 02:49:18 +0000

At a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition software. A representative from the company was just about ready to start the demonstration and asked everyone in the room to quiet down. Just then someone in the back of the room yelled, “Format C: Return.” Someone else chimed in,”Yes, [...]

Computer Diagnosis

make fun — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:21:20 +0000

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go toa computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.”Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do [...]

If Microsoft made cars

make fun — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:20:59 +0000

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.” In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release [...]

12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts

make fun — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:20:37 +0000

12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web.2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.3) I will get dressed before noon.4) I will make an attempt [...]

Are computers male or female?

make fun — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:20:17 +0000

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.Things like ‘chalk’ or ‘pencil,’ she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, “What gender is a computer?”The teacher wasn’t [...]

Too stupid

make fun — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:19:37 +0000

“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What sort of trouble?”"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.”"Went away?”"They disappeared.”"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?”"Nothing.”"Nothing?”"It’s blank; it won’t accept anything when I type.”"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you [...]

True stories from tech support

make fun — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:19:16 +0000

A computer maker is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is. AST technical support had a called complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged [...]

Computer error code

make fun — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:18:57 +0000

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons andsolved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?” He replied, “It was an ID [...]