Archive for the ‘Comedian Jokes’ Category
Protesting

I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it. -Mitch Hedberg

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Escalators

An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an “Escalator temporarily out of order” sign, just “Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” -Mitch Hedberg

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Environment

The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power. “Pollution? It’s those damn trees.” Jay Leno

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THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral

eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left leg in,then took his left leg out,they put his left leg in and they shaked it all about.Then they put his right leg in and then his right leg out,they put […]

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