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I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep-is this a choice? -Jerry Seinfeld]]> http://makefun.cn/trick-or-treat/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/gas-stations/ http://makefun.cn/gas-stations/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:45:11 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/gas-stations/

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? -George Carlin]]> http://makefun.cn/gas-stations/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/taxes/ http://makefun.cn/taxes/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:44:48 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/taxes/

The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don’t have addresses for the taxpayers. Yeah, they can’t find you when they owe YOU money -Jay Leno]]> http://makefun.cn/taxes/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/psychic-phenomena/ http://makefun.cn/psychic-phenomena/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:44:25 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/psychic-phenomena/

Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before -George Carlin]]> http://makefun.cn/psychic-phenomena/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/protesting/ http://makefun.cn/protesting/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:44:02 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/protesting/

I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it. -Mitch Hedberg]]> http://makefun.cn/protesting/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/escalators/ http://makefun.cn/escalators/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:43:31 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/escalators/

An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an “Escalator temporarily out of order” sign, just “Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” -Mitch Hedberg]]> http://makefun.cn/escalators/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/environment/ http://makefun.cn/environment/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:42:56 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/environment/

The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power. “Pollution? It’s those damn trees.” Jay Leno]]> http://makefun.cn/environment/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/the-guy-who-invented-the-hokey-pokeys-funeral/ http://makefun.cn/the-guy-who-invented-the-hokey-pokeys-funeral/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:42:33 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/the-guy-who-invented-the-hokey-pokeys-funeral/

eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left leg in,then took his left leg out,they put his left leg in and they shaked it all about.Then they put his right leg in and then his right leg out,they put [...]]]> http://makefun.cn/the-guy-who-invented-the-hokey-pokeys-funeral/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/paddy/ http://makefun.cn/paddy/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:42:10 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/paddy/

I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to apply for a job.He told me that he walked out because the guyasked me for my name and i said“Paddy Milligan”. He said “How do you spell”Milligan”? he replied]]> http://makefun.cn/paddy/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/my-dog/ http://makefun.cn/my-dog/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:41:47 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/my-dog/

Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out. “Oh, look at her, she’s precious,just like Mommy.” Me?!? If I birthed something that had 8 nipples – it ain’t leaving the house.]]> http://makefun.cn/my-dog/feed/ 0