Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep-is this a choice? -Jerry Seinfeld
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? -George Carlin
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before -George Carlin
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