Archive for the ‘Comedian Jokes’ Category
Trick or Treat
Posted on Jun-07-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6535 articles)
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.
Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep-is this a choice?
-Jerry Seinfeld
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Gas Stations
Posted on Jun-07-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6535 articles)
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
-George Carlin
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Taxes
Posted on Jun-07-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6535 articles)
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don’t have addresses for the taxpayers. Yeah, they can’t find you when they owe YOU money
-Jay Leno
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Psychic Phenomena
Posted on Jun-07-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6535 articles)
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before
-George Carlin
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Protesting
Posted on Jun-07-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6535 articles)
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.
-Mitch Hedberg
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