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Blonde Car Accident Joke

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not […]

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I hit a pig

The foreman was just wondering why one of his men was so late getting back from making a delivery, when the phone rang. “Sorry boss,” said the man. “I had a bit of an accident on the way back, I hit a pig.” “Well,just put it on the side of the road and we’ll pick […]

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it’s mine

A guy dressed in pyjamas went up to the hotel,asked for the key to room 404. “I’m sorry, sir, the room’s taken,” came the reply. “I know” replied theguy “it’s mine. I just fell out of the window!”

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The Wisdom Of Children

The Wisdom Of Children: When a man is married to one woman it is called monotony Spaghetti is thrown on people at weddings A senator is half horse, half man An optimist is a doctor who treats your eyes Philatelists were a race of people who lived in biblical times An epistle is the wife […]

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