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Christmas Cake Recipe


You’ll need the following: 1 cup of water 1 cup of sugar 4 large brown eggs 2 cups of dried fruit 1 teaspoon of salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice Nuts 1 bottle of whisky Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure [...]

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12 Days of Christmas Memo


To: All StaffDate: December 1Subject: New “Twelve Days of Christmas” Policy The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole.Streamlining is due to the North Pole’s [...]

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Snowman and a Vampire


Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?A. Frostbite

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Snowman Breakfast


Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?A. Frosted Flakes

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