Archive for the ‘Christmas jokes’ Category
Last Minute Christmas Gift

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols.This seemed like the perfect gift. “How do I get him to sing?” The young man asked, excitedly.”Simply hold a lighted […]

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Things Not To Say When Hanging The Lights

Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship?Psychiatrists claim the other two danger zones are teaching your mate to drive and wallpapering. They are rarely wrong on these things. We rush to print with an emergency prompt list of Things Not […]

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The Festive Season

With the Holiday Season upon us it is important to understand how much our parties are appreciated. Please use the listing below as reference.Gauging the level of your Christmas PartyFestivity Level 1 Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas treeornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks andnibbling […]

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Christmas Eve Car Accident

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something “Christmassy” to show they remember the holiday, or off to hell they go. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. […]

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