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Last Minute Christmas Gift

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols.This seemed like the perfect gift. “How do I get him to sing?” The young man asked, excitedly.”Simply hold a lighted [...]

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Things Not To Say When Hanging The Lights

Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship?Psychiatrists claim the other two danger zones are teaching your mate to drive and wallpapering. They are rarely wrong on these things. We rush to print with an emergency prompt list of Things Not [...]

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The Festive Season

With the Holiday Season upon us it is important to understand how much our parties are appreciated. Please use the listing below as reference.Gauging the level of your Christmas PartyFestivity Level 1 Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas treeornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks andnibbling [...]

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Christmas Eve Car Accident

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something “Christmassy” to show they remember the holiday, or off to hell they go. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. [...]

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British boys got the dream work: toys trial players

British boys got the dream work: toys trial players

An 8-year-old boy in England won a competition, won the dream job – Toys trial players. The lucky boy named James Childs, his dream come true after he participated in a children’s competition. The contest attracted many children to attend, each participant is asked to explain why they should get the job to the Japan’s [...]

Thailand kissing marathon

Thailand kissing marathon

As the essential funny activity as a Valentine’s Day, Thailand held a kissing marathon once again, the contestants need continuously kiss two days, they can create a new Guinness World Record, get diamond rings and other awards. A total of seven pairs of lovers take part in the competition, the competition provisions is that they [...]

Singapore kissing robot can simulate real tongue kiss feeling

Singapore kissing robot can simulate real tongue kiss feeling

Singapore researcher has developed a funny “kissing robot, it can simulate and transmit the feeling of kissing, to bring additional intimate contact for distant lover, can also be used as the auxiliary equipment of video games. The robot named Kissinger, similar to the shape and size of softball, it has two built-in touch sensitive device [...]

China collectors show his stone dinner in spring festival

China collectors show his stone dinner in spring festival

Mr. Wu lived in Fuzhou, China. He showed his ten years of stone collection on the eve of the Dragon Spring Festival, including the chicken, clam, pork, eggs, crabs, fish, cabbage, rice cakes, bananas, oranges, carambola … all of the “food” are placed in the plate, 100 kinds of sumptuous “dinner” just like real dinner, [...]

The crazy and funny animal pictures

The crazy and funny animal pictures

The crazy and funny animal pictures…

the wonders-”Melting moon”

February 27, 2009, 16 Comments

A two-headed cow was bornin Estonia

January 8, 2010, 6 Comments

Cute snout robot on roof of the Pittsburgh Center

August 14, 2008, 5 Comments

September 27, 2007, 4 Comments

A rabbit become the world’s largest rabbit in England

February 23, 2010, 4 Comments

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Why Golf Is Better Than Sex

Top 10 reasons why golf is better than sex:

10. Choice of public or private courses

9. Lessons are available

8. If you’re good you can turn pro and do it full time

7. Can clean balls at every hole

6. Choice of wood, aluminium or graphite

5. The less strokes the better

4. If you lose a ball, you still have two left

3. Threesomes and foursomes happen all the time

2. Can pick the size of your shaft

1. Every hole is well groomed and manicured

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Opportunity's Selfie

NASA's Mars Rover Opportunity catches its own late-afternoon shadow in this dramatically lit view eastward across Endeavour Crater on Mars. The rover used the panoramic camera (Pancam) between about 4:30 and 5:00 p.m. local Mars time to record images taken through different filters and combined into this mosaic view. Most of the component images were recorded during the 2,888th Martian day, or sol, of Opportunity's work on Mars (March 9, 2012). At that time, Opportunity was spending low-solar-energy weeks of the Martian winter at the Greeley Haven outcrop on the Cape York segment of Endeavour's western rim. In order to give the mosaic a rectangular aspect, some small parts of the edges of the mosaic and sky were filled in with parts of an image acquired earlier as part of a 360-degree panorama from the same location. Opportunity has been studying the western rim of Endeavour Crater since arriving there in August 2011. This crater spans 14 miles (22 kilometers) in diameter, or about the same area as the city of Seattle. This is more than 20 times wider than Victoria Crater, the largest impact crater that Opportunity had previously examined. The interior basin of Endeavour is in the upper half of this view. The mosaic combines about a dozen images taken through Pancam filters centered on wavelengths of 753 nanometers (near infrared), 535 nanometers (green) and 432 nanometers (violet). The view is presented in false color to make some differences between materials easier to see, such as the dark sandy ripples and dunes on the crater's distant floor. Image credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/Cornell/Arizona State Univ.
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