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small Christams accessories

make fun — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 07:22:13 +0000

Merry Christmas,These pic is some ineresting Christams accessories.

22 meters high Christmas tree lighting in Rockefeller Center, New York

make fun — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:06:54 +0000

Christmas is coming, tens of thousands of people look forward to this moment, A big Norway spruce Christmas tree is lighted at 21:00 eastern time on on the 3rd in Rockefeller Center Plaza,New York. The scene was quite spectacular with marvelous song and dance performances. The Christmas tree is 22 meters high, weight as much [...]

“Santa Claus” become a hot job in Brazil

make fun — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 02:51:14 +0000

As the Christmas approaches, many supermarket recruit high-priced “Santa Claus”, so the temporary job is very hot in Brazil. “Santa Claus” usually get real 900 (1 U.S. dollars or about 2.27 R)per month in the supermarket,which is two times of the lowest income in Brazil. Some supermarket also request the candidates msut be a real [...]

Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade

make fun — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 10:50:54 +0000

Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade is one of the world’s most attractive festive celebrations. The 82nd Session of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade start at 9:00 Yesterday,everybody are enjoy themselves in the happyness,especially the children.

Last Minute Christmas Gift

make fun — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:05:26 +0000

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols.This seemed like the perfect gift. “How do I get him to sing?” The young man asked, excitedly.”Simply hold a lighted [...]

Things Not To Say When Hanging The Lights

make fun — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:05:05 +0000

Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship?Psychiatrists claim the other two danger zones are teaching your mate to drive and wallpapering. They are rarely wrong on these things. We rush to print with an emergency prompt list of Things Not [...]

The Festive Season

make fun — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:04:46 +0000

With the Holiday Season upon us it is important to understand how much our parties are appreciated. Please use the listing below as reference.Gauging the level of your Christmas PartyFestivity Level 1 Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas treeornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks andnibbling [...]

Christmas Eve Car Accident

make fun — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:04:11 +0000

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something “Christmassy” to show they remember the holiday, or off to hell they go. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. [...]

Christmas Cake Recipe

make fun — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:03:52 +0000

You’ll need the following: 1 cup of water 1 cup of sugar 4 large brown eggs 2 cups of dried fruit 1 teaspoon of salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice Nuts 1 bottle of whisky Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure [...]

12 Days of Christmas Memo

make fun — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:03:31 +0000

To: All StaffDate: December 1Subject: New “Twelve Days of Christmas” Policy The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole.Streamlining is due to the North Pole’s [...]