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small Christams accessories

Merry Christmas,These pic is some ineresting Christams accessories.

22 meters high Christmas tree lighting in Rockefeller Center, New York

Christmas is coming, tens of thousands of people look forward to this moment, A big Norway spruce Christmas tree is lighted at 21:00 eastern time on on the 3rd in Rockefeller Center Plaza,New York. The scene was quite spectacular with marvelous song and dance performances.
The Christmas tree is 22 meters high, weight as much as 8 tons, winding up by 8 km, a total of 30,000 light bulbs and Swarovski crystal ornaments, the Christmas tree so sparkling and dazzling that the streets of New York is filled with Christmas atmosphere.

“Santa Claus” become a hot job in Brazil

As the Christmas approaches, many supermarket recruit high-priced “Santa Claus”, so the temporary job is very hot in Brazil. “Santa Claus” usually get real 900 (1 U.S. dollars or about 2.27 R)per month in the supermarket,which is two times of the lowest income in Brazil.
Some supermarket also request the candidates msut be a real elderly, about 60 years old, fat, with a long white beard and white hair. Such a “Santa Claus” can earn more than 3000 real per month.

Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade

Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade is one of the world’s most attractive festive celebrations. The 82nd Session of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade start at 9:00 Yesterday,everybody are enjoy themselves in the happyness,especially the children.

Last Minute Christmas Gift

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols.This seemed like the perfect gift. “How do I get him to sing?” The young man asked, excitedly.”Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet like this.” was the shop owner’s reply. Chet began to sing “Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! …”The shop owner then held another match under the parrot’s right foot. Then Chet’s tune changed, and the air was filled with “Silent Night, Holy Night…”The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed. “How beautiful!” She exclaimed, “Can he talk?”"No,” the young man replied, “But he can sing. Let me show you.”So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet’s left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned, “Jingle Bells! The man then moved the lighter to Chet’s right foot, and out came, “Silent Night. Holy Night…”The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, “What if we hold the lighter between his legs?” The man did not know. “Let’s try it.” He answered, eager to please his wife.So they held the lighter between Chet’s legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, the little parrot sang out loudly (like it was the performance of his life) “Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire….”

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