Daughter’s Prayer
Daughter’s Prayer A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six- year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing? ” I wouldn’t know what to say,” replied the little girl. “Just say what you hear Mommy say,” the woman said. Her daughter bowed her [...]
Chicken Wire & Duct Tape
Chicken Wire & Duct Tape An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise. He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. “Hey boy, whatcha got there?” “Roll of chicken wire.” “What you gonna do with that?” “Gonna catch some chickens.” “You damn fool! You [...]
Wise Old Man
Wise Old Man A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily [...]
The Mystery of Childbirth
The Mystery of Childbirth A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?” “Well honey…” said the slightly prudish parent, “the stork brought you to us.” “Oh,” said the boy. “Well, how did you and daddy get born?” he asked. “Oh, the stork brought us too.” “Well how [...]
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