Little Kid’s Books
Little Kid’s Books Little Kid’s Books ‘You Were an Accident”Strangers Have the Best Candy”The Little Sissy Who Snitched”Some Kittens Can Fly!”The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion”How to Dress Sexy for Grownups”Getting More Chocolate on Your Face”Where Would You Like to Be Buried?”Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her”The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s [...]
Rubbing Her The Right Way
Rubbing Her The Right Way A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from [...]
Little Johnny Answers the Question
Little Johnny Answers the Question Teacher: “Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?” Little Johnny: “None.” Teacher: “Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?” Little Johnny: “None.” Teacher: “Can you explain that answer?” Little Johnny: “One is shot, the [...]
Little Johnny Stands Up
Little Johnny Stands Up A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you [...]
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