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The extra money

make fun — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:23:37 +0000

Â This is a joke for the Father’s Day,Do you remember the happy days with your parents .Â A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, “Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book [...]

a drink of water

make fun — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:57:27 +0000

This is a joke for the Father’s Day,would you remember your talking to your father in the childhood. A small boy is sent to bed by his father… [Five minutes later] “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No. You had your chance. Lights out.” [Five minutes later] “Da-aaaad…” “WHAT?” [...]

A Boy & Math

make fun — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:02:06 +0000

A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school.After the first day, the boy’s parents were surprised when he walked in after school with a stern, focused [...]

Children’s Books That Didn’t Make It

make fun — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:42:40 +0000

Children’s Books That Didn’t Make It 1) You’re Different — And That’s Bad2) The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables3) Robert: Dad’s New Wife4) Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share5) The kids‘ Guide to Hitchhiking6) Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her7) Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence8) All [...]

Little Kid’s Books

make fun — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:42:20 +0000

Little Kid’s Books Little Kid’s Books ‘You Were an Accident”Strangers Have the Best Candy”The Little Sissy Who Snitched”Some Kittens Can Fly!”The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion”How to Dress Sexy for Grownups”Getting More Chocolate on Your Face”Where Would You Like to Be Buried?”Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her”The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s [...]

Rubbing Her The Right Way

make fun — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:42:04 +0000

Rubbing Her The Right Way A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from [...]

Little Johnny Answers the Question

make fun — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:41:49 +0000

Little Johnny Answers the Question Teacher: “Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?” Little Johnny: “None.” Teacher: “Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?” Little Johnny: “None.” Teacher: “Can you explain that answer?” Little Johnny: “One is shot, the [...]

Little Johnny Stands Up

make fun — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:41:36 +0000

Little Johnny Stands Up A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you [...]

Daughter’s Prayer

make fun — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:41:24 +0000

Daughter’s Prayer A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six- year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing? ” I wouldn’t know what to say,” replied the little girl. “Just say what you hear Mommy say,” the woman said. Her daughter bowed her [...]

Chicken Wire & Duct Tape

make fun — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:41:13 +0000

Chicken Wire & Duct Tape An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise. He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. “Hey boy, whatcha got there?” “Roll of chicken wire.” “What you gonna do with that?” “Gonna catch some chickens.” “You damn fool! You [...]