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The extra money
Posted on Jun-13-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6419 articles)
 This is a joke for the Father’s Day,Do you remember the happy days with your parents . 
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.
His Mother said, “Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?”
“Uhh, oh yeah, O.K.” responded the kid.
So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked, “Well how much did you give the boy this time?”
“Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000.”
“That’s $1020!!!” yelled Dad, “Are you going crazy???”
“Don’t worry hon,” Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, “I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!”
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a drink of water
Posted on Jun-13-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6419 articles)
This is a joke for the Father’s Day,would you remember your talking to your father in the childhood.
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
[Five minutes later]
“Da-ad…”
“What?”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
[Five minutes later]
“Da-aaaad…”
“WHAT?”
“I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a drink of water??”
“I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!”
[Five minutes later]
“Daaaa-aaaAAAAD…”
“WHAT??!!”
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?”
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A Boy & Math
Posted on Jun-06-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6419 articles)
A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school.
After the first day, the boy’s parents were surprised when he walked in after school with a stern, focused and very determined expression on his face, and went right past them straight to his room, where he quietly closed the door. For nearly two hours he toiled away in his room - with math books strewn about his desk and the surrounding floor. He emerged long enough to eat, and after quickly cleaning his plate, went straight back to his room, closed the door, and worked feverishly at his studies until bedtime.
This pattern continued ceaselessly until it was time for the first quarter report card. The boy walked in with his report card — unopened — laid it on the dinnertable and went straight to his room. Cautiously, his mother opened it, and to her amazement, she saw a bright red “A” under the subject of MATH.
Overjoyed, she and her husband rushed into their son’s room, thrilled at his remarkable progress. “Was it the nuns that did it?,” the father asked. The boy only shook his head and said, “No.” “Was it the one-on-one tutoring? The peer-mentoring?” “No.” “The textbooks? The teachers? The curriculum?”
“Nope,” said the son. “On that first day, when I walked in the front door and saw that guy they nailed to the ‘plus sign,’ I just knew they meant business!”
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Children’s Books That Didn’t Make It
Posted on May-04-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6419 articles)
Children’s Books That Didn’t Make It
1) You’re Different — And That’s Bad2) The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables3) Robert: Dad’s New Wife4) Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share5) The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking6) Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her7) Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence8) All Cats Go to Hell9) The Little Sissy That Snitched10) Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?11) That’s It; I’m Putting You Up for Adoption.12) Grandpa Gets a Casket13) 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool14) The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator15) Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear16) The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy17) Strangers Have the Best Candy18) Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way19) You Were an Accident20) Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will21) Daddy Drinks Because You Cry22) Your Nightmares Are Real23) Where Would You Like to be Buried?24) You’ve Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown25) Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from Your Nose
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Little Kid’s Books
Posted on May-04-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6419 articles)
Little Kid’s Books
Little Kid’s Books ‘You Were an Accident”Strangers Have the Best Candy”The Little Sissy Who Snitched”Some Kittens Can Fly!”The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion”How to Dress Sexy for Grownups”Getting More Chocolate on Your Face”Where Would You Like to Be Buried?”Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her”The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild Animals of North Amer Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!”All Dogs Go to Hell”The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking”When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer They Say God Did It”Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia”What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?”Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?”Bi-Curious George”Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver”You Are Different and That’s Bad”Why God Burned Down Disney Land’
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