Career Path — or In my footsteps?
An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then-four-year-old daughter…. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Be still, my heart, thought my friend, my daughter wants to follow in [...]
Carreer move for the gynecologist
A gynecologist decides to quit his job to fufill his life long dream of becoming a mechanic. He decides to take mechanic courses and he does so for a couple of months up until he must take the test. The test consists of taking apart a car’s engine and putting it together perfectly for a [...]
Castration (Ouch!)
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” The doctor says, “Look, I don’t know what kind of cult you’re into or what your motives are, but I’m not going to do that sort of operation.” Fred replies, “Doc, I just want to be castrated and I’m a little embarrassed [...]
Chocolate and Marijuana
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but they can’t remember what they are.
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