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Curing the Mute

make fun — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:10:03 +0000

Morris walks into Dr. Cohen’s office and puts a note on the table in front of the Doctor. The note says, “I can’t talk, please help me!” The doctor thinks for a while and says to Morris, “Put your penis on the table here.” Morris thinks this is a bit weird, but Cohen is a [...]

Brown Balls

make fun — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:16:40 +0000

The father of 17 kids goes to the doc’s with a rash on his belly. “All right” says the Doc, “drop ‘em and let’s have a look.” Having been confronted with the evidence the Doc exclaims “Yes, you’ve got a bad rash there, but my word, what brown balls you’ve got. They’re truly remarkable!”. The [...]

Bus Accident

make fun — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:16:16 +0000

Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Patient: Give me the bad news first. Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we [...]

Cannibal heartburn

make fun — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:15:50 +0000

A cannibal says to a doctor, “I have terrible heartburn.” “What did you eat?” “A couple of missionaries with hooded robes.” “How did you cook them?” “Boiled.” “No wonder you have heartburn. Those aren’t boilers. They’re friars!”

Career Path — or In my footsteps?

make fun — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:15:26 +0000

An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then-four-year-old daughter…. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Be still, my heart, thought my friend, my daughter wants to follow in [...]

Carreer move for the gynecologist

make fun — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:15:05 +0000

A gynecologist decides to quit his job to fufill his life long dream of becoming a mechanic. He decides to take mechanic courses and he does so for a couple of months up until he must take the test. The test consists of taking apart a car’s engine and putting it together perfectly for a [...]

Castration (Ouch!)

make fun — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:14:51 +0000

Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” The doctor says, “Look, I don’t know what kind of cult you’re into or what your motives are, but I’m not going to do that sort of operation.” Fred replies, “Doc, I just want to be castrated and I’m a little embarrassed [...]

Chocolate and Marijuana

make fun — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:14:26 +0000

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but they can’t remember what they are.

Constipation Remedy

make fun — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:14:08 +0000

A college graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the grad complained to the doctor that they didn’t produce the desired results. “Have you been taking them regularly?” the doctor asked. “What do you think I’ve been doing,” the grad said, “shoving them up my butt?”

Consulting a sex therapist

make fun — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:13:53 +0000

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known [...]