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Curing the Mute

Morris walks into Dr. Cohen’s office and puts a note on the table in front of the Doctor. The note says, “I can’t talk, please help me!” The doctor thinks for a while and says to Morris, “Put your penis on the table here.” Morris thinks this is a bit weird, but Cohen is a […]

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Brown Balls

The father of 17 kids goes to the doc’s with a rash on his belly. “All right” says the Doc, “drop ’em and let’s have a look.” Having been confronted with the evidence the Doc exclaims “Yes, you’ve got a bad rash there, but my word, what brown balls you’ve got. They’re truly remarkable!”. The […]

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Bus Accident

Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Patient: Give me the bad news first. Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we […]

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Cannibal heartburn

A cannibal says to a doctor, “I have terrible heartburn.” “What did you eat?” “A couple of missionaries with hooded robes.” “How did you cook them?” “Boiled.” “No wonder you have heartburn. Those aren’t boilers. They’re friars!”

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