Monkey Business
(Written by Michael Wilson for the Oregonian, Sunday, July 29th, 2001) Let’s say you’re an ape. You’re hanging out, you’ve got cool boots with individual toes. Ape City swings. Your job keeps you in torches and horse food. your wife looks good in green, which is a bit of luck, since that’s all the women [...]
More Hollywood Sequels
*”Being John McEnroe” People line up to see what’s it’s like to be an immature tennis star who gets dumped by Tatum O’Neal. Followed by yet another sequel: “Being John Mellencamp.” *”Tricentennial Man” Robin Williams plays a robot who cries so much he rusts himself stiff. *”Double Jeopardy 2″ Ashley Judd is framed for the [...]
Mother Teresa in Heaven
Mother Teresa went to Heaven and she was walking around – checking the place out. She walked up to St Peter and said ”Where would I go to make a complaint?” St Peter told her to go see Gabriel. She goes to Gabriel and asks ”Why does Princess Di have a bigger halo than me. [...]
Movie line – Not PC
One of many great lines from the movie: ‘As Good As It Gets’ Scene: Reception area of a major publishing house. Jack Nicholson is best selling romance novel author Melvin Udall, a rather cranky and quirky old guy who really doesn’t like people at all. The cute young blond receptionist sees that she has a [...]
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