Make Fun » celebrity jokes

Jackson Trial Not Long Enough

make fun — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:52:05 +0000

Current Proceedings ‘Not Long Enough,’ News Outlets Argue On the eve of closing arguments in the Michael Jackson child-molestation trial, a coalition of the major all-news networks has asked the judge in the case for a new trial, claiming that the current legal proceedings were “not long enough.” A spokesperson for the networks, Peter Fendell, [...]

Jesus mans the gate

make fun — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:51:45 +0000

One day Saint Peter came down with a terrible cold and had to call Jesus and say that he couldn’t make it to work at the Pearly Gates. Jesus, being short on help, decided he would guard the Pearly Gates himself. It turned out to be a very uneventful day at the gate, with hardly [...]

Jockstrap Boys

make fun — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:51:24 +0000

A new look for the Backstreet Boys Submitted by: Julia Note: Our “Send this Joke to A Friend” email thingy doesn’t transmit pictures. But if you see this in email, you can click on the link above!

Kennedy, Bono and???

make fun — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:51:06 +0000

Investigating the two skiing deaths that occurred so closely to each other, authorities found this note: StoP tHE LogGInG oR WE WilL coNTinUE To KiLL OnE CelEBriTy EaCH WeEK!!!

Letter to Dr. Laura

make fun — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:50:47 +0000

Dear Dr. Laura, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s law. I have learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly [...]

Lost Daughter

make fun — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:50:29 +0000

Note: Our “Send this Joke to A Friend” email thingy doesn’t transmit pictures. But if you see this in email, you can click on the link above!

McDonaldland Riddle

make fun — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:50:10 +0000

How do you spot Ronald McDonald on a naked beach? He’s the one with the sesame seed buns.

Mix and Match Movie Titles

make fun — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:49:52 +0000

“American Beauty and the Beast”The Beast has a midlife crisis and takes a job at a fast-food restaurant, while the Beauty has an affair with a real-estate tycoon. “The Straight love Story” Ryan O’Neal tragically runs over Ali McGraw while mowing his lawn. “That Girl, Interrupted” Marlo Thomas goes to the nuthouse. “The Talented Mr. [...]

Monkey Business

make fun — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:49:28 +0000

(Written by Michael Wilson for the Oregonian, Sunday, July 29th, 2001) Let’s say you’re an ape. You’re hanging out, you’ve got cool boots with individual toes. Ape City swings. Your job keeps you in torches and horse food. your wife looks good in green, which is a bit of luck, since that’s all the women [...]

More Hollywood Sequels

make fun — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:49:03 +0000

*”Being John McEnroe” People line up to see what’s it’s like to be an immature tennis star who gets dumped by Tatum O’Neal. Followed by yet another sequel: “Being John Mellencamp.” *”Tricentennial Man” Robin Williams plays a robot who cries so much he rusts himself stiff. *”Double Jeopardy 2″ Ashley Judd is framed for the [...]