Current Proceedings ‘Not Long Enough,’ News Outlets Argue On the eve of closing arguments in the Michael Jackson child-molestation trial, a coalition of the major all-news networks has asked the judge in the case for a new trial, claiming that the current legal proceedings were “not long enough.” A spokesperson for the networks, Peter Fendell, […]
One day Saint Peter came down with a terrible cold and had to call Jesus and say that he couldn’t make it to work at the Pearly Gates. Jesus, being short on help, decided he would guard the Pearly Gates himself. It turned out to be a very uneventful day at the gate, with hardly […]
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