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Fishing Pole Shopping

One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday. She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was. The sales man says, “I am blind but if you give me the pole I can tell how much it […]

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Her secret (really sick)

This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romantic walk down the street. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll his lustful desires rise to a fever pitch. He is just about to put the hard word on her when she says, “I hope you don’t mind but […]

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HOW TO TELL IF YOU WORK IN AN EMERGENCY ROOM

1. You believe that 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm. 2. Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you. 3. You believe that a good tape job will fix anything. 4. You have the bladder capacity of five people. 5. You can identify the “positive teeth to tattoo” ratio. […]

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In the restroom

A navy seals and a marine walk into a restroom they both use the restroom. The navy seal washed his hands and the marine just walked out. The navy seal walks to him and says “In the navy they teach us to wash our hands.” The marine says, “In the marines the teach us not […]

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