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Michelle’s bodybuilding arms make her the envy of many women

Just like her husband, Obama, the United States First Lady Michelle is also known for bodybuilding physique, her dress soon became the fashion world’s wind vane. Now, she leads at a new trend – the bodybuilding arm envy many women.

 

women mouse

This kind of mouse comes from Japan. Women body is made as a mouse, which has caused some controversy, some people believe that this mouse pad have no respect for women,the design should be firmly opposed. but many people think it is very creative and interesting.

fuller-figured beauty in Israel

Although not all people can have a slender figure, but the fat woman can be beautiful in Israel, An annual beauty pageant honouring fuller-figured women has been held in Beersheba, Israel.These fuller-figured women are confident of their figure.

Fine dining

The head waiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in muddy hip wader boots, frayed and torn jeans, dirty leather jacket, long stringy dirty hair and a beard with flecks of long-ago food marched right towards him. The man said, “Yo, bucko, where’s your crapper?”

The head waiter calmly replied, “Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked ‘Gentlemen’, pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside.”

Fishing Pole Shopping

One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday.

She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was. The sales man says, “I am blind but if you give me the pole I can tell how much it is by the weight.”

So the lady gives him the pole and he says, “That pole is worth $45.” She was amazed at how cheap that was.

So then she picked up another really nice pole, hands it to the man and he says, “This pole is worth $55.” she decided that was also really cheap.

And then she picks the nicest looking pole in the place and handed it to the man and he says, “This pole is our best and it is $70.” she told him that she would take it.

As she was getting the fishing pole all rung up, she had to fart really really badly. She decided since the man was blind that it really wouldn’t matter if she farted in front of him so she just let it loose.

All of a sudden the man says, “It all comes up to $80.”

Confused the lady says to him, “But you said the fishing pole was only $70.”

He said, “It is. Its $70 for the fishing pole and $10 for the duck call.”

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