Football Finally Makes Sense
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was exciting too, a real nail biter. After the game, he asked her if she had a good time. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tightpants and all the big [...]
Girls Love Flowers
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop. The redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers. Red sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.” The blonde looks quizzically at her and asks, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?” Replies the [...]
Blonde Education Department
The Blondes at the?college?university felt like they just didn’t fit in.?Everywhere?on campus?they felt rideculed and were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos out for sex. They wanted?to feel like blondes?belonged at the school. A few of them?pressured the administration to set up a new department especially for blondes. After much discussion, [...]
Rectum Deodorant
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist explains to the woman they don’t sell rectum deodorant… and that in fact he’s never heard of it before. The blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store for years and needs some [...]
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