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Blonde paint job

make fun — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 09:17:25 +0000

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” [...]

Blonde The Builder

make fun — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:40:00 +0000

Two blonde chicks were building a house together. One blonde was cutting the wood and the other was on a ladder nailing. Before hammering in a nail; the blonde on the ladder would reach into her nail pouch, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to hammer it into the [...]

Revenge By Gunshot

make fun — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:39:49 +0000

A distraught young blonde woman?suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. In a fit of anger?she?drives to a local pawn shop and buys a gun. She?shows up at his?apartment unexpectedly, slams opens the door, and sure enough he’s naked in the arms of a beautiful redhead. This angers her, she is furious and can no [...]

Renting An Adult Movie

make fun — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:39:39 +0000

A blond decides to do something she’s never done before – rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes here way to the adult section in the back. After looking around at titles, she selects a something that sounds very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something [...]

A Blonde At Western Union

make fun — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:39:31 +0000

A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.” The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies “But I don’t have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it’s urgent! I’ll do anything to get [...]

Dear Alcohol

make fun — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:39:09 +0000

First let me say that I’m a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you’re even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we’re stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). [...]

Ventriloquist On Blonde Jokes

make fun — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:38:57 +0000

A young, successful ventriloquist is on tour and stops in a small town to perform at a club. He’s going through his usual run of stupid , when a big blonde woman from the third row stands on her chair and screams: “I’ve had just about enough of your degrading blonde jokes. What makes you [...]

I Once Knew A Blonde

make fun — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:38:32 +0000

What do you get when you mix a joke with a joke? Well, as long as you’re not blonde or a momma you get, dun dun?dun, I Once Knew A Blonde… She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. She tried to put M&M’s [...]

Football Finally Makes Sense

make fun — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:38:17 +0000

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was exciting too, a real nail biter. After the game, he asked her if she had a good time. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tightpants and all the big [...]

Girls Love Flowers

make fun — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:37:53 +0000

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop. The redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers. Red sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.” The blonde looks quizzically at her and asks, “You donâ€™t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?” Replies the [...]