New FDA Alcohol Warnings
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. Consumption of [...]
Three Racehorses
Three racehorses were sitting in a bar bragging to each other about their life accomplishments. The first horse boasts “I’ve been in 59 races and I’ve won 35 of them.” “That’s nothing,” says the second horse. “I’ve raced 97 times, and I’ve won 78 of them!” The third horse joins in: “Well, I’ve raced 122 [...]
Win $10,000
A drunk walks into a bar and notices a banner that says “win $10,000 – ask the bartender for details”. He asks and the bartender tells him “well, you see that man at the end of the bar?”. The drunk looks over and sees a huge, burley dude. the bartender says “If you can knock [...]
Eileen Who?
This guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the guy and says” Have you seen Eileen?” The guy is rather confused and asked ” Eileen who?” The bartender relies, “I lean over and you kiss my butt.” Well the man was offended by this and walks out the door [...]
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