15 Rules Of Drunk Dialing
Before you go out getting sloppy drunk and start phoning?every friend, family, relative, or random person you can come across – there are a few rules you must know. Etiquette is very important, especially when drunk dialing.? Only drunk dial when you’re drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. It’s okay to call someone 27 times [...]
Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk
Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk: 1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. Cinnamon Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk: 1. Specificity2. Anti-constitutionalistically3. Passive-aggressive disorder4. Transubstantiate Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You’re Drunk: 1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.2. Nope, no more booze for me!3. [...]
Married Bar Talk
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. [...]
Designated Decoy
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his [...]
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