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The smallest dog in the world only 10 centimeters in length

make fun — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 03:50:05 +0000

In Barton County, sidan, the United Kingdom, a newly born Chihuahua dogs is only about 10 centimeters in length and weighing only 85.05 grams (3 ounces). the puppy owner firmly believe that it is expected to create a Guinness record.

A pet dog draws abstracts with brush-pencil in the United States, make art circles amazing

make fun — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:12:41 +0000

3-year-old pet dog ,Ziggy in California, the United States mouth bite a brush pencil with the mouth, drew the abstracts which was sold 170 pounds high-price , and have the great market demand. Dog owner said that 3 years ago, she encouraged Ziggy to draw biting a brushe, from then on, Ziggy’s drawing desire become [...]

Walk with 18 pups

make fun — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:24:26 +0000

A dog mother in England , “button” give birth 18 small pups, it become the world’s most prolific mother dog. Recently, “button” ‘s owner,Molly lead the 18 little doggies walking in the park, they are 11 weeks old now. Molly said it is a nightmare for him, maybe one day he will probably walking with [...]

forced change

make fun — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:15:09 +0000

Banana Monkey is a favorite, but monkeysÂ Â have to eat the apple in Japan! Now “banana diet” is very popular in Japan.As a result, the bananas sold out of stock, and the price has gone up rapidly. Monkey can not eat bananas, only to eat local apples.oh,poor monkey,when couldÂ youÂ eat your favorite banana!

Obama pet clothing

make fun — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:46:01 +0000

The success of Obama having been elected President of the United States made history. French who like him put on their own pet dog, “Obama clothing.” A pet store owner recently designed a series of pet costumes with Obama color portrait or his name in France, To the pet store boss’s surprise,the pet costumes are [...]

Global financial crisis and dog

make fun — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:22:21 +0000

We all know there have many people lost money and job in global financial crisis,and there have many news talked about some USA women had to sleep in their car,because they can not support their loan of house.So many orgnize and goverment begin to help these people.I think it let us diffirent from animal. But [...]

Marmite Competition

make fun — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:34:10 +0000

I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite…..one jar!

Buying a New Bird

make fun — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:37:24 +0000

After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband’s attention, he’d just shrug her off with some bored comment. This went on [...]

Boasting about Races

make fun — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:37:00 +0000

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!” Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!!” “Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!”, says another, flicking [...]

Frog Calls a Psychic

make fun — Fri, 16 May 2008 12:48:24 +0000

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic. A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog says, [...]