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“Beautiful Marriage blanket” can absorb the partners’s stink fart

Recently, a kind of magic “a beautiful carpet of marriage” is being sold in the network, the industry claims, as long as there is such a blanket, it can give couples a more loving, more perfect marriage. And its peculiarities is that it can fully absorb the the cocky released by partners, so your partner will never be attacked by “poison gas” when sleeping.

Hawking: Do not talk with the aliens

Recently, the famous physicist Stephen Hawking in a documentary broadcast on the 25th, said there is a great possibility of the existence of aliens, but humans should not take the initiative to find them, and make every effort to avoid contact with them.
British “Sunday Times” had the funny quotes of the words of Stephen Hawking, there is more than one hundred billion galaxies in the universe, each galaxy contains at least a large number of planets. Based on the figures he can almost predict the existence of extraterrestrial life.
Hawking believes that the earth’s resources may be looted by aliens, human beings seeking contact with aliens is “a bit too risky.”

The world’s oldest fast-food shop will be re-opened

The old fast-food shop is loated in the ancient city of Pompeii in Italy, the shop was closed before 1921 years, finally it will open once again and welcome the customers.
This restaurant was was excavated from the volcanic ash in 1748. After the archaeologists completed the study and restoration on the site the oldest shop was decided to re-open.
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Sudanese people carry sugar with them

Sudan Ministry of Trade statistics, in 2008 the Sudanese was about 17-22 kilograms of sugar each. People drink sweet tea and eat dessert everywhere in the streets. Sudan is one of the highest sugar consumption in African countries. The Sudanese reserve pockets of sugar like the  food, the sugar is also packed with a small sack in the Supermarkets.

Afghan camel race held to welcome New Year

A traditional camel race held to celebrate the Afghan New Year on March 22 in Afghanistan. Fighting camel is a popular sport in Afghanistan.