They Said THIS In the Bible
In the Beginning… • In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off. • Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Moses Did All This? • Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is [...]
Humor: 13 Sunday School Bible Bloopers
Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark. 1. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis the Lord got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. 2. Adam & Eve were created from an apple tree. 3. Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark. 4. Lot’s wife was a pillar of [...]
Hard Time Teller
A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, “I want to open a blankety-blank checking account” To which the lady replied, “I beg your pardon, what did you say?” “Listen up darn it, I said I want to open a blankety-blank checking account right now.” “Sir, I’m sorry but [...]
Cat Contemplation
“No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.” –Unknown
“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” –Albert Schweitzer
“The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.” –Ernest Menaul
“Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.” –Anonymous
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.” –Colette
“Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.” –Missy Dizick
“You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.” –Colonial American proverb
“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.” –Joseph Wood Krutch
“I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.” –Anonymous
“My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes.” –Anonymous
“Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.” –Anonymous
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