Posted on Jul-23-2008· by make fun
The traditional April Fool’s Day tricks seems out of date, we have the instinct of preparedness. We must have new ideas to make fun! Recently, in Instrucble site, the idea “Head in Jar” is very good, ensure to make fun to access high-decibel screaming! Make it, you just need a big bottle and a sub-A3 […]
April Fool’s Day came, major game manufacturers have begun to take this day concocted various “funny” news to win everyone’s attention, such as today, Japanese game company Maybesoft launched a distinctive Pantsbra VR helmet on the official website, from the modeling, the helmet is obviously the combination of fat girls + bar, cool modeling, bold […]
To celebrate April Fool’s Day, April 1, many people make fun of relatives and friends, while the US store and the police are also eager, joked. Washington County Sheriff’s Office today issued a press release that in addition to the existing police force, they will set up a cat Police team, they even release the […]
Do you want to perfume farts into smelling like chocolate, roses or violets? Somebody make fun on April Fool’s Day? French inventor Christian Poincheval said he spent eight years of his life to making pills to make farts smell like some food or flower. He claimed that the pills are made of blueberries, fennel and […]
United States Devotec announced a few days ago, they have developed the world’s smallest mobile phone charger Fuel, approximately 3.3 cm long, 2.3 cm high, 1.3 cm wide, this compact styling product is very easy to carry, can be hung on a key chain for decorations. The charger is not easy to run electricity, the […]
A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly schlep. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she’s a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available to him.
The next night he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she shows up again, only this time alone. The guy gets up his nerve and approaches her.
“Is it true you’re a prostitute?”
“Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for you?”
“Well, I dunno. What do you charge?”
“I get $100 just for a hand job. We can negotiate from there..”
“$100!?! For a handjob? Are you nuts?”
“You see that Ferrari out there?”
The guy looks out the front door, and sure enough there’s a shiny new Ferrari parked outside. “I paid cash for that Ferrari with the money I made on hand jobs. Trust me, it’s worth it.”
The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what the hell. He leaves with her, and gets the most unbelievable experience he’s ever had. This hand job was better than any complete sexual experience in his miserable life.
The next night he’s back at the bar, waiting eagerly for her to show up. When she does, he immediately approaches her.
“Last night was incredible!”
“Of course it was. Just wait ’til you try one of my blow jobs..”
“How much is that?”
“$500!?! C’mon, that’s ridiculous!”
“You see that apartment building across the street?”
The guy looks out front at a 12-story apartment building.
“I paid cash for that building with the money I made on blow jobs. Trust me, it’s worth it.
Based on the night before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves with her, and once again is not disappointed. He nearly faintsâ€¦ twice.
The next night he can hardly contain himself until she shows up. “I’m hooked, you’re the best! Tell me, what’ll it cost me for some pussy?”
She motions for him to follow her outside. She points down the street. There between the buildings he can see Manhattan.
“You see that island?”
“Aw, c’mon! You can’t mean that!”
She nods her head. “You bet. If I had a pussy, I’d own Manhattan!”