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Posted on Mar-10-2008· by make fun

Barrel in Bar
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. While he’s drinking it, he looks around the bar and seaæŠ¯ that it is almost empty, except for a few other people and a barrel with a hole in it. He asks the bartender what the barrel is for. The bartender responds, “Well just go stick your penis in the hole there? So, the guy goes and does this and comes back to the bartender and says, “Wow! That was great!” “Yup, and you can do that anytime you want now, except Thursday.” So, the guy asks, “Well, why not Thursday?” “Well, that’s going to be your day in the barrel.”

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