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Posted on Apr-06-2008· by

A man walks into a grocery store and encounters one of the clerks. She takes a quick look at him and tells him “YouBarracks’ door is open.” Puzzled by the clerk’s comment he ocntinues on his way grocery shopping when he comes across another man getting groceries. This man takes a quick look at him and says simply “Your fly is down, dude.” He adjusts himself and comes to the conclusion that the clerk meant his fly was down and decides to have some fun with her. He carefully plots his course and makes sure he is checked out by her. As she is scanning his groceries he asks “So, withmy barracks doors open, did you see an eager private standing at attention?” The girl thinks a moment, gets an evil glint in her eyes and replies “No, but I saw a disabled vet sitting on a couple ofduffle bags.”

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