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An Exam

Posted on Jan-31-2008· by make fun

A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassedbecause of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing,she blushed. “I’m so ashamed, Doctor,” she said, “I guess I let myselfgo.”

The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. “Don’t feel ashamed,Miss. You don’t look that bad.”

“Do you really think so, Doctor?” she asked.

The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said,”Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo.”

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