Archive for March 26th, 2008
Mircale Worker


Mircale WorkerAn old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of their body they wanted fixed.Many of the people [...]

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Foot Doctor


Foot DoctorA drunk says to the bartender, “I want a woman!” So, the bartender gives him directions to the local brothel. The customer was so drunk, he misreads the directions and accidentally goes into the office of a foot doctor. The receptionist at the counter asks, “Can I help you?” “Yes, I want some service,” [...]

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Anniversary Trip


Anniversary TripTwo older gentlemen were talking and one said to the other, “You’re having an anniversary soon, right?” The other replied, “Yup, a big one, 20 years.” “Wow,” said the other, “What are you going to get your wife for your anniversary?” The other replied, “We’re going on a trip to Australia.” “Wow, Australia, that’s [...]

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Cheating Husband


Cheating HusbandA businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon “quickie.”“Don’t worry,” he purrs. “My wife is out of town on a business trip, so there’s no risk.”As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, “We have to stop, I forgot [...]

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